Tuesday Nightcap

Antacid commercials don’t tell you to stop eating spicy, unhealthy food.

The holiday sale doesn’t tell you to save your money, it tells you to spend 80% and SAVE 20%!!!!!!

The media can’t show you what a rockstar is like when the cameras are shut off.

New York doesn’t tell people not to sleep.

Apple doesn’t ask people to talk about them.

The road doesn’t miss you being on it.

Guitar string companies don’t want people to play better, they want people to play harder.

Divorce lawyer commercials don’t tell people to stop cheating on their spouse.

When a band says “we need you”, it usually means “we’ll take anyone”.

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