I would drink more if I could have the headache first and the good time second.
My daughter thinks the Steven Tyler book on the shelf is me, I do not correct her.
If you’ve ever seen Michael Jordan dunk from the free throw line…what you actually saw was Michael Jordan dunking from a foot closer than the free throw line. But dunking from the free throw line is what we wanted him to do so we all went along with it.
The most lucrative month for the gym is March because everyone signs up in January, quits in February but doesn’t admit it till April or May.
You are not the only one who thinks of good ideas for Weird Al song titles.
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I’m always interested in your perspective, whether affirming or dissenting. Continue the conversation anytime: gabe@gabethebassplayer.com