Did the fist pair of sneakers come with instructions for loop swoop and pull…or did they toss the laces in knowing people would figure something out?
No need for ‘at owners expense’ on the tow away sign. We know.
No one looks cool looking down at their phone. You are not the exception.
Why do we only use the term spry for old people?
Every child’s first lie is ‘yes I brushed my teeth’.
I understand that sliding down the fire pole is faster than the firemen having to take the stairs…but why don’t they just build the fireman hang out room on the same floor as the truck?
