If the rooftop bar is covered maybe it’s not really the rooftop bar.
If they stopped doing the seat belt demo on airplanes how long would it take for someone to ask how it works?
Everyone who cuts me off in traffic looks exactly like the type of person who would do that.
We know who our doctor friends are…no need to preface.
Cleaning the soap dispenser is one of the great ironies of the world.
A reputation of being late is a tough one to turn around and it doesn’t happen by getting better at having more convincing reasons.
Talking like you know what you don’t makes you look dumber than you think they are.
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