Is it ever too early for a nightcap?
We know nice plates don’t make the ingredients better, but they do.
When someone’s trying to squeeze past you and they say “excuse me” and you reply with a mash-up of ”you’re fine" and “no problem” and it comes out “your problem”…isn’t that actually what you actually mean anyway?
You feel dumb when you run out of gas because it’s not like you didn’t see it coming.
A sideways baseball cap will never be looked back on as the right move.
Someone who does odd jobs does jobs most people need done, making them not odd.
When guitar players are noodling (during everything), cut them some slack…believe it or not, they just don’t realize they’re annoying everyone within ear shot.
Seacrest out.
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