The right heel of your shoe is more worn than the left…gas pedal.
When you go to fist bump and they cover your fist with their high-five hand…that is the best modern-classic uncomfortable moment.
Toilet paper commercials never tell you what toilet paper is for.
Has there ever been a parking lot sign that said ”Violators will be towed, but not at the owners expense, it’ll be someone else’s expense”?
The public faucet handle has got to be the dirtiest thing.
If, while playing your next show, you said “This one’s for Prince…” and started playing November Rain, very few would have any issue with it.
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