Menu Items

When I call in, why is it always ‘the menu items have recently changed’?

Who is pouring over these menu items day after day?

These meetings must be heated and held often…

Listen Marcus I’ve been wanting to break up Flooring and Tile for a long time. And you know that. Tile deserves it’s own number and if you ask me, which you could stand to do a little more often, it ought to be no lower than five or six.

Leslie I’ve always always always respected your views about Tile and it’s not that I’m totally against giving Tile its own number…but if we keep them together it means we can squeeze Seasonal onto the second page of menu options instead of the top of the third…and I’m sorry but Seasonal is the hill I’m willing to die on. I’ve built my whole career supporting Seasonal.

Okay here’s what we’re going to do Marc…Tile gets its own number. But it’s one day only. Trust me, we did it for a week back in the nineties and it was an absolute disaster. So after today it’s re-coupled with Flooring at least until we can navigate this Seasonal situation.

Sounds good. Great work today. I’ll see you right back here tomorrow to keep tweaking.

Tweaking menu items is a waste of time even though it’s easy to make an argument in the other direction.

Just make the decision and move on.

 

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